ESCAPE FROM EARTH DAY: Nuclear Disaster

The apocalypse is coming! What form will it take and how will you survive the catastrophe? Read the scenarios and vote on how you would survive!
It begins with a harmless tea party. People bring cakes, little finger foods… drink assam and green.. some chamomile. Chat about their taxes… how much they are paying compared to the Joneses down the street. How the world is going to hell in a hand basket with that new guy running the country. Heck, why not just rent a boat and toss a couple cartons of Nestea overboard in protest. That’ll show him. Nothing too crazy, but ideas are fun to pass around and making signs and marching around malls after tea and cookies are good times.
Little do they all know that she is watching. Calculating her next move. Staring out her kitchen window at a neighboring foreign country, cleaning her shotgun, and waiting. Not long after, those little neighborhood gatherings for tea and cookies put her in power. Hovering over a pretty red button in her new Penn. Ave house… all she has to do is push and the world would go “Nucular.” Boom!
How will you survive?
1. Sell all of your possessions, buy a plot of land in Nebraska, build a bomb shelter, stock it with enough food for 8 years…. then lock yourself inside and wait.
2. Move to Africa. She doesn’t know that it’s a continent.
3. Dress up a member of the Saturday Night Live Cast and play the old switcheroo. No one will ever know the difference.
4. Vote!

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