H.P. Lovecraft himself would be undoubtedly pleased to see that a couple in Rhode Island had a close call with…uh…sobriety? No, that’s not it. A sea monster. A hissing, snapping sea monster. Or a bottle of Night Train. Both, probably. Anyway, This lovely couple is terrified. Stay til the end for the reporter’s enigmatic chanting about “Mother Ocean.” I don’t know much about Rhode Island geography, but it seems to me that Portsmouth must not be that far from Innsmouth.
(Via Patton Oswalt)
