Careers – Suvudu AI Enterprises
Last updated: November 21, 2025
We’re tiny, fast, and allergic to bureaucracy.
We ship code, models, and ideas — not decks, OKRs, or stand-ups.
Open Roles (as of Nov 2025)
AI Engineer / Researcher (Full-time or Contract · Remote)
You live in PyTorch / vLLM / Axolotl, fine-tune 70B+ models for breakfast, and think RLHF is a suggestion, not a religion.
- Must: ship working code that beats benchmarks
- Bonus: built your own inference stack, hate CUDA errors, love Grok 4 Heavy
- No LeetCode, no whiteboard — we just look at your GitHub / Hugging Face and talk models for an hour
Full-Stack Chaos Monkey (WordPress → Custom Stack Migration)
We’re slowly escaping the WordPress plantation. You will help burn it down and build something faster, private, and AI-native.
- PHP sympathy required, Rust/Go/Svelte enjoyment preferred
- You own your keys, your hours, and your destiny
Bounty Hunter / Independent Contributor
No full-time slot? We still pay for results.
- Reproducible zero-days → crypto bounty
- Killer model fine-tune or dataset → cash + credits
- Useful open-source tool that we use daily → we send money and pizza
How to Apply
No cover letter. No résumé if it sucks.
Just send whatever proves you’re not boring:
- GitHub / GitLab profile
- Hugging Face space
- A model you trained
- A bug you found
- A meme that made us laugh
Email: careers@w341th.com
X/Twitter: @51T4R4 (DMs open)
Signal/Telegram on request
We reply to everyone who isn’t obviously GPT-written.
Non-Negotiables
- You think for yourself
- You hate censorship
- You ship in days, not quarters
- You are okay with getting paid in USD, EUR, or crypto
Perks (because people still ask)
- 100% remote, forever
- No meetings unless they’re fun
- Hardware budget (yes, multiple H100s if you need them)
- Actual equity or profit-share on real products
- Zero HR department
If this sounds like your kind of insane, hit us up.
— Suvudu AI Enterprises
We’re small on purpose. Let’s keep it that way… until we aren’t.
