FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
OFFICE OF EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT
Citizens Living in Unsecured Areas Urged to Exhibit Caution as Weather Warms
The Office of Emergency Management cautions individuals living outside of secure areas to exercise extreme vigilance with the arrival of warm weather. As winter ice melts, residents can and should expect an increase in mobility and aggression from the [...]
Matt Staggs
I'm all about some chain lightning, myself. Maybe fireball. Or how about a vorpal blade?