As a werewolf, your lover is in danger of being abducted and killed by many different people, including government researchers, vengeful werewolf hunters, maladjusted “Fur Chasers” (people who want to trap and steal the blood of werewolves to contract lycanthropy themselves), even the occasional vampire, in case your lover gets turned on by pale crybabies with no upper body toning. You both need to work together to hide the truth of your lover’s condition, just in case anyone is suspicious.

Here are a few tips to help you keep that lycanthropy on the downlow.