There are three things that we can count on as foregone conclusions when it comes to movies based on video games: The first is that they’ll probably linger in development hell forever. The second is that by the time they finally come out, it will be so late that they will have lost the initial momentum (and potentially the audience) behind the release of the game. The third is that they’ll likely be very cheap and very disappointing. The first two are typical Hollywood, and there’s not a whole heck of a lot we can do about it. The third? Well, that’s different. That’s on us, guys. Or at least, a lot of us.